Sides & Audition Instructions

This project is accepting online video auditions through Casting Elite. Casting Directors provide specific directions regarding what they'd like to see included in the video auditions. It may be a simple introduction or a reading of sides. By customizing the content, they are able to see your personality and ensure that the submission is recent. You will have until May 31, 2014 to record and upload your video.

Audition Instructions/Sides:

Slate your name and phone number.
Read provided character sides 2 different ways.


Big Red – SIDES

INT. BIG RED’S BBQ PALACE - CONTINUOUS
The three of them walk into the BBQ restaurant.
A huge Irish man with red hair and a equally huge red handle bar mustache, greets them loudly.

BIG RED
Ah! Me boys!

Brawney smiles widely.

BRAWNEY
Yo! Big Red, wha’s up bro!

BIG RED
Brawney, ya silly bastard, I told you to stop calling me “bro”

Mojo looks around the restaurant. There is saw dust on the floor, dark wood picnic tables and rusty U.S. license plates nailed up everywhere, even the ceiling.
Mojo chuckles.

MOJO
Some joint you got here.

BIG RED
Ah! Thank ya laddy! You boys hungry? I just finished a pot of me famous beans!

CALEB
None for me, Red. Don’t you remember last time, your beans gave me gas?
Big Red, waves a dismissive hand in Caleb’s direction, turns to the other two.

BIG RED
How bout you boy’s? I just smoked up a batch of right fine Bangers and chips...

Looking again at Caleb.

BIG RED (CONT’D)
... or should I get you a coupla pints of Pepto Bismal to go!

Brawney speaks up.

BRAWNEY
I could eat a horse!

BIG RED
Nigh. Smoked Horse is Wednesdays special.