Casting Call for Theatre

DONNA & DARILYN'S PITBULL LOUNGE

Beverly Bonner

Theatre

Non-Union

TBD

TBD

Donna and Darilyn, mature former stars of their own sitcom in the late 80s, have suffered withdrawal symptoms every since their TV Show was cancelled. They miss their celebrity and friendship, so after a major spat, they make up, rent a rundown bar where they present local acts and perform themselves. They are desperately trying to develop a Reality Show based on themselves, their Pitbull Bar and their employees and customers. This results in hilarity in this new comedy by Beverly Bonner. A play within a play, please enjoy this inventive take on friendship, show business and unique New York City characters. A unique concept, every show is different!

CHARACTERS

VARIETY PERFORMERS: Actors, Singers, Dancers, stand ups, performing in the Bar nightly show
ANNOUNCER

BAD AUDITIONERS / Actors to Portray Performers auditioning “badly”

BOB (any race)
Young good looking ambitious Waiter at Bar, model/dancer/actor, uses his charms to flatter Darilyn in hopes of getting a regular part in the Reality Show

CAROLINA (white)
Not so bright Southern Waitress with heavy Southern accent, pursuing a show business career

DARILYN (any race)
Mature Attractive Woman, in partnership with Donna, obsessed with Marilyn Monroe and thinks she is the reincarnation of Marilyn

DONNA (Stand In/Under Study Only – Any Race)
Mature attractive woman in partnership with Darilyn, her best friend and Co-star of their TV sitcom in the late 80s, quick wit, no nonsense

JASPER (African-American)
Bar Landlord with a Fetish for Mafia and women

JUSTIN (any race)
Nice waiter, good looking model/actor, people take advantage of him, he is all about pleasing Donna, think puppy happily wagging his tail

TERASITA (Latina) Manager of Bar, efficient, in charge, smart talking