Sides & Audition Instructions

This project is accepting online video auditions through Casting Elite. Casting Directors provide specific directions regarding what they'd like to see included in the video auditions. It may be a simple introduction or a reading of sides. By customizing the content, they are able to see your personality and ensure that the submission is recent. You will have until May 31, 2014 to record and upload your video.

Audition Instructions/Sides:

Slate your name and phone number.
Read provided character sides 2 different ways.


Lula-Bell – SIDES

Lula-Bell and Brawney sit in her car, kissing.

BRAWNEY
Baby, I’m so hot for you!

Lula-Bell playfully pushes him off her.

LULA-BELL
My daddy will send you to hell for words like that, Brawney Jacks!

Brawney rolls his eyes and smirks.

BRAWNEY
Great! You officially killed my stiffy!

BRAWNEY (CONT’D)
Lula-Bell... are you sure your daddy has always been a preacher?

Lula-Bell Looks at him.

BRAWNEY (CONT’D)
... Cuz’ he scares the piss outta me.

She giggles and pulls him towards her.

LULA-BELL
What my daddy don’t know, can’t hurt him.

Lula-Bell takes Brawney’s hand and puts it under her shirt.
Brawney smiles and they start kissing again.

LULA-BELL (CONT’D)
It’s not you, Brawney, so much as Howlin’ Hank.

Brawney continues to fondle Lula-Bell’s breasts

BRAWNEY
What is it between those two?

LULA-BELL
I dunno, but my daddy says Hank is the Devil’s minion and that radio station is Hell’s airwaves.

Brawney scoff’s.

BRAWNEY
Fuck that! The real devils are those corporate douche bags over at “The Goliath,” there killing personality radio!

LULA-BELL
That’s why my stud is gonna save “The Dillo,” right baby?

Brawney looks out the wind shield, and sees a man walking out of the “Mine Shaft” Strip Club.

BRAWNEY
Aww shit! Fuck me!

LULA-BELL
(seductively)
In time, Sugar, in time!

Brawney gets out of the car.
BRAWNEY
Mojo!

The man continues walking with two scantily clad ladies, one on each arm.

Lula-Bell scowls.

LULA-BELL
Brawney, what are you hollarin’ at?

BRAWNEY
That’s Mojo Watson.

Re-adjusting her sweater.

LULA-BELL
So?

Mojo and the women stagger into the Cloud 9 Motel.
Brawney leans against Lula-Bell’s car, staring at the motel.

BRAWNEY
So, we’re screwed if anybody sees him!